we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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