shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Randomize
