That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.