Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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