I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Pants are for mortals
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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