Three words: puerto rican gang bang
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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