no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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