Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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