yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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