After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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