Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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