I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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