Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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