the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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