Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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