Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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