My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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