Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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