It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize