on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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