Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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