I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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