I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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