Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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