The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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