I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
