so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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