No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
