saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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