I think my vagina is haunted
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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