It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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