nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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