i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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