The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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