he shaved USA in his pubs
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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