You really coming over, don't trick.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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