it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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