adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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