Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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