So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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