Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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