If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Drunk is not a location!
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