Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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