Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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