discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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