I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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