like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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