Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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