RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
false alarm, still single
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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