There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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