U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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