we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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