okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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