I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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