what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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