Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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