it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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